Imagine Yourself

Karin painting a portrait of herself
Artificial Intelligence applications are the currently most hyped new technology. People’s opinions range from fear to concern to anticipation to euphoria – depending on what they hope for or worry about.

So, to be able to form my own opinion, I decided to educate myself and play with A.I.
Here’s my take: A.I. is definitely very artificial, but there is no intelligence involved. Other than, maybe the intelligence of those people who developed it.

I used ChatGPT to generate text, articles, explanations, letters, educational material for myself. As long as you thoroughly fact-check the results, it may be an interesting way to help with writing simple texts faster. A skillful prompt engineer can probably generate some pretty useful material, but be aware that the A.I. behaves like a teenager: if it doesn’t find real facts, it just makes up stuff. Adult supervision is strongly advised.

I also used imagineme.ai to create a model of myself that I can now insert into images. The results from it are rarely as impressive as the one up top here, which may also be due to my lack of skills as a prompter. Some of the pictures the A.I. rendered were hilarious. Like a version of me with three arms, or a neck two feet long, or fingers that look like rubber tentacles. In one picture I wanted to paint myself as a shepherd, with my sheepdog laying next to me in the grass. What I got was a funny looking animal with a sheep’s body and a dog’s head.

At the current stage in its existance A.I. is sorely lacking anything like logical thinking, the ability to check its own findings, or basic math skills. It is nothing to worry about – yet. Except, maybe, that too many stupid people fall for some A.I. generated story, or image, or video.

Angelina Midnightcherry Tesla

midnightcherry Tesla model Y

We bought a new car. Nothing special, you might say. I’ve owned over a dozen different cars over the years since receiving my first drivers license in 1975. Most of them used, good enough for what I needed, cheap enough for what I could afford. Emotion, or excitement, wasn’t really part of the process. Not even for the one other really new “new” car we bought a decade or so ago.

This time was different. Buying our first fully electric vehicle was a decision made with mostly emotion, and just a hint of reasoning.

I wouldn’t buy a new car to save money.
I don’t believe my personal carbon footprint in an electric car is really that much lower.
I don’t think a Tesla Model Y is the perfect size for roads in Germany.

Now, a car sales person could tell you all about the awesome extended range, the safety of all-wheel drive, the comfort of heated seats and heated steering wheel, the extended warranty….. pretty much any car nowadays – electric or not – boasts all these features, and more.

That’s not why I wanted a Tesla.

I got sold on an idea born in California, developed over the years since 2008, and now (just recently) made right here in Germany. Our Model Y sports a beautiful deep dark red colour called “midnight cherry red”, which is only available in Europe.

And then it has these features, that made me fall in love – and that no other electric car manufacturer deems necessary: it can fart, it can put on a light-show with dance moves, it can be your boom-box, it has camping mode, and dog mode, and Joe mode, it can light a camp fire on the display and colour your roads like rainbows. We named her Angelina, after one of Nikola’s sisters.

Yes, I know, that’s just childish. Suits me.

Mr. Obvious helps MVV

Sometimes a really big thing comes around, and I feel the urge to jump right in and play with it. Currently the “big thing” obviously is AI and chatGPT. So I signed up for a free account – and starting playing.

In recent actual news I found a gem, that sparked my creativity. Munich’s public transportation organisation, MVV, had turned off their online option for the purchase of our new, very popular “49 Euro Deutschland Ticket”. People had to come to one of the few ticket counters in person if they wanted to buy that 49€-ticket after the deadline.

long lines at ticket counter in Munich

See news coverage here:
tz article (in German) about chaos at the ticket counter

Why did they do that?? Anyways, I thought this was hilarious – and a case for Mr. Obvious.

So I prompted chatGPT with this:
write a funny article about the Münchner Verkehrsgesellschaft contacting the Mr. Obvious Show after turning off their online ticket system and facing long lines at ticket counters

She briefly thought about it and then came up with this reply:
Munich, Germany – The Münchner Verkehrsgesellschaft (MVV) recently made a bold move by turning off their online ticket system, resulting in long lines at ticket counters throughout the city. But now, they’re turning to an unlikely source for help: the Mr. Obvious Show.

For those who aren’t familiar, the Mr. Obvious Show is a popular comedy program where the host, Mr. Obvious, states the painfully obvious in a humorous way. Apparently, the MVV thinks that Mr. Obvious might have some insight into how to deal with their long lines.

“We’re really struggling here,” said MVV spokesperson Hans Mueller. “We thought that turning off our online ticket system would encourage people to come to our ticket counters in person, but we didn’t anticipate the sheer volume of people. It’s chaos down there!”

Mr. Obvious, when reached for comment, seemed baffled by the MVV’s request. “I mean, it’s pretty obvious what they should do, isn’t it?” he said. “They should turn their online ticket system back on! That’s like, the whole point of having an online ticket system. Why would you turn it off?”

But apparently, the MVV is looking for something a little more creative than just turning their online ticket system back on. “We’re hoping that Mr. Obvious can come up with some funny quips or one-liners that will help ease the tension in our lines,” said Mueller.

When asked if he had any ideas, Mr. Obvious said, “Well, I mean, they could always try selling tickets on the moon. There’s probably not a lot of people waiting in line up there.” He paused for a moment before adding, “But seriously, just turn your online ticket system back on. It’s not rocket science.”

It remains to be seen whether the MVV will take Mr. Obvious’ advice or continue to search for a more humorous solution to their ticketing woes. In the meantime, Munich residents are advised to bring a good book and a lot of patience if they plan on taking public transportation.

I ride again!

Honda Shadow VT750CS
I was sad when I had to sell my 2009 HONDA Shadow Aero before moving back to Germany. The plan was to buy another HONDA Shadow as soon as possible after getting the most important things organized.

I had greatly underestimated the amount of work “getting organized” took. Moving into my parents’ basement, organizing 24/7 care for them, starting a new job, finding a house of our own, moving there and getting the place furnished…. that all takes time.

To make things worse, I found out that HONDA stopped making the Shadow for Germany in 2016 because of stricter emission regulations. Apparently HONDA didn’t sell enough of those bikes in Europe to make engine modifications worth their while.

Now go search for a used one, preferrably somewhere close. I got lucky after a few weeks of online research: a beautiful 2014 HONDA Shadow VT750CS for sale, black, low mileage, and located in Munich. It didn’t have a windshield, no saddlebags either – but I found original parts online too and had them mounted.

So, today, even though it’s a bit late in the season – and a pretty chilly ride – I went and picked her up from the shop. With all the fixings.

Life is good!

Philip Oscar Dendron

The first thing that went through my mind when I started my new job at Indiana Tech in 2007 was “this office needs a plant”. Dusty, grey, lifeless cubicle walls don’t exactly inspire creative thinking. Research shows that some plants can actually measurably improve indoor air quality. So I asked Google for recommendations. The plant needs to be very easy to care for, it needs to be able to survive with minimal attention from me, and not much ambient light available.

Given these limitations, my choice was clear: I need a philodendron.

I came home with the perfect specimen from my next trip to Meijer – the plant was on sale for $7.99, because it had obviously been neglected. Three strands of about 4 feet length each, wrapped around a wooden stick in the middle of a plastic pot. The dirt in the pot was dried out, some of the leaves where yellow. Phil didn’t look like he was going to make it.

Look at him now, though! The plant has surely broken several records. At least what I read from this website Plantopedia, about the Philodendron Houseplant Phil is already three times as long as is to be expected. Probably because I string him up high along the ceiling tiles, so he can grow all he wants.

philodendron in my office